The Joke Thread.

[YourCompanionCube]

In Addition to "abiding by the code of conduct" IE: No sexual, racist, discriminatory or over-the-top jokes...

No "Yo Mama" jokes
No Knock knocks,
and no "Dead baby" jokes.



I'll start with a personal favorite of mine:

Executives from all the great beer companies, Budweiser, Corona, Coors, and Guinness, all walk into a bar and order.

Guy from Budweiser says "Give me the king of beers, a Bud!"

Guy from Corona says "Give me the ultimate beer, a Corona."

Guy from Coors says "Give me the only beer made with rocky mountain spring water, a Coors!"

Guy from Guinness says "I'll have a coke."

The bartender responds "What, you're not going to order beer like your friends?"

The Guinness executive retorts "Well, these guys aren't drinking beer, so why should I?"

[Brad]

what do you call some one with epilepsy and leprosy?...... self destruct

(no one hear can possibly be offended by and epileptic telling an epilepsy joke if they are there lying)

[A s0t]

http://forums.defiance.com/forumdisp...ral-Discussion

i couldn't resist

[Brad]

http://forums.defiance.com/forumdisp...ral-Discussion

i couldn't resist

your not wrong there

[MadRyan]

What kind of bees make milk?

BOOBies

I still laugh at this and I've told it probably a hundred times

[Aaricane]

No racist over-the-top jokes...

Whelp that puts me out.....

[Brad]

i have a good one for you all........



























































wait for ir it.......


























































ben affleck as batman

[L Y]

A seal walked into a club. /

[Aaricane]

A seal walked into a club. /

YOU, YOU EVIL PERSON!
Lol

[Aaricane]

Two rubber ducks bobbing along in the bubble bath, "Please pass me the soap" politely asks one duck.
The other duck exclaims with annoyance: "WHAT AM I, YOUR TYPEWRITER!?!?"