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    Senior Member Aaricane's Avatar
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    Troll Question of the Day!

    Every day say for about a week, I'm going to ask a question that either trolls/berates someone.

    Going for a South Park / Family Guy where no race/religion shall be spared.
    Don't get offended and just go with it. Lets see how long till i get banned, shall we?

    For my 1st question, I'm sure we've all heard this one before, it's a Halloween classic!

    Question 1: Do Jehovah Witnesses not like Halloween because they hate random people knocking on their doors?
    I used to be an eager Ark Hunter like you, then i took a "soon" to the ear.

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    I don't get it.
    Hell no, I don't want to go get some fries.

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    Senior Member Aaricane's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Obderiath View Post
    I don't get it.
    Not surprised!
    I used to be an eager Ark Hunter like you, then i took a "soon" to the ear.

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    BWAHAHAH That made me laugh more than it should

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    Senior Member Aaricane's Avatar
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    Question 2: Not to sound like a standup comedian, but what the hell with Asian drivers?!?!

    Now this wasn't my original question, but a story today that happened to me works great with this.

    Soooo......

    Sitting at a stoplight today and there's a little Toyota Camry in front of me, light goes to green and they don't go. I wait patiently for a few moments, then politely honk the horn just enough to get their attention. Not a flinch out of them. I hit the horn a 2nd time, holding it for several seconds. This obviously struck a nerve with this little Chinese guy since it caused him to lean half way out his window shouting something at me.

    So after about 10 seconds of him hollering at me, he turns back in his seat and hits the gas.....
    Only problem is by this time, the light is red, he was probably only about 3ft from making impact with a vehicle in the middle of the interstate.


    Geeezzzzzz..............
    I used to be an eager Ark Hunter like you, then i took a "soon" to the ear.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aaricane View Post

    Question 1: hate random people knocking on their doors?

    Ha, giggled 10.10
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    The first one was pretty good. The second one was ok. It was more scary then anything because it could have caused a car pile up.
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    Where it goes nobody knows.
    Except those few who don't try and loose.
    The clock keeps ticking as fortune glooms.
    Fore those who are loose with what they choose.
    The clock keeps ticking over those bafoons while the watchful eye always looms.



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    How dare you!
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    its funny cause its true.
    Earth is for the Humans. Kill all aliens.

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    Sighs I am gone a bit and it come to this... Needs more wasabi sauce.

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