I used to be an eager Ark Hunter like you, then i took a "soon" to the ear.
Nice. Trucks are the way to go, man.
Hell no, I don't want to go get some fries.
Originally Posted by Dist0rt3d Hum0r
Originally Posted by Clown
just don't forget your sandbags when it snows.
or when there's a hydroplanable layer of water on the roads.
or really when there's any inclement weather at all and you happen to be driving on a road that has a curve to it.
(i'm biased against trucks because i lived in the colorado rockies for too long and it was a mixture of hilarious, and tragic, when you saw a broken guardrail, and a few feet down, a truck stuck in a tree, no sandbags in sight to weigh it down)
Von Bot is coming
Dont forget the sticker "Yes this is my truck, no I won't help you move your furniture"
Wait, what the ****? Trucks generally/always weigh more than cars and have four-wheel drive... do males in Colorado not know how to drive? Or do you just drive womanly trucks? My truck is the only thing I will get in during inclement weather, because I trust the vehicle and the driver is just so damned capable and handsome.
Hell no, I don't want to go get some fries.
Originally Posted by Dist0rt3d Hum0r
Originally Posted by Clown