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    Funny places to park your car........

    probably an old topic but I had to laugh when this happened.....

    And can anyone else post pics of funny places their vehicle landed in the game?




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    I play as the character Johanna Darkwater. Human female survivalist, Born of human and Castithan parentage, hence her white hair.

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^There's the problem! Someone gave the blonde chick the keys!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Critical Errors View Post
    I play as the character Johanna Darkwater. Human female survivalist, Born of human and Castithan parentage, hence her white hair.

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^There's the problem! Someone gave the blonde chick the keys!

    You mean the half casti chick hehe

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    I've got this...

    My driving skills are what legends are made of... or nightmares. Depends on if you're a passenger or bystander. The general rule of thumb is not to follow me... ever and bring your Waterwings/parachute if you are a passenger. If there's a building... I'm either on it or in it. Water? I'm swimming. Tree? In it. Log/guard railing? On it. I tend to take a B-line to my destination, obstacles be damned.

    So then there are the random emergencies. Nothing like landing on top of a truck when the Volge are around:
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    If you've ever parked your Challenger in a tree....YOOUUUUU might be an arkhunter.

    If you've ever had to hose hellbug skitterlings off your grille....YOOOUUUUU might be an arkhunter.

    If you've ever tried to jump the broken bridge outside Top-Notch Toolworks, Dukes of Hazzard-style....YOOOOUUUU might be an arkhunter.

    (They really need to put a ramp on both ends of that bridge...just sayin'...)

    If you've ever swerved your Raptor just so you can hit a 99'er....YOOOOUUUUU might be an arkhunter.

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    ARMCHAIR ARKHUNTER & LOCK KEEPER
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    *radio advert voice* Defiance incoming DLC preview... Unexpected hazards will now drop from the sky along with the usual Arkhunters' booty... Experience the ShArkFalls! You thought Trion was jumping the shark? Wait till the shark jumps on YOU. ShArkFalls, available... soon.

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    I felt super guilty when a friend spawned on me to see if there were any incursions in my world. I had just flew over the top of a mountain and straight into the water. I was swimming and noticed a green arrow in the open water on my mini map. Whoops! Now everyone asks me if I'm on solid ground before jumping.

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    I think Pig wins.
    1.05 shotgun mag boost? REALLY?
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    Where we're going, we don't need roads.











    That's right! The car first shed its tires and then proceeded to fly to New York. I have not seen this clan member since. I hope he is doing okay.

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