Why do you think the servers are still down? (Goofier the prediction, the better)

[Raogrimm]

I'll start.

I think Trion has moved offices without announcing it have moved their offices to Colorado. Trick Dempsey unknowingly to everyone else has converted the giant Hellbug statue at their office into the worlds largest **** (You don't become creative director, without being creative). Now everyone in the office is suffering from second-degree highs eating Cheetos and watching Spongebob Squartpants.

Lets see if you guys can do better.

Edit: Oh come on **** was censored?!? Okay for those not knowing what it was, its a device that those who are adults use a magic leafs to expand their imaginations. Also the munchies and mellow dead face, and the occasional paranoia but lets move from the bad points in such leafs.

[rhmckendree]

I believe that Trion has seen the err of their ways and they're fixing all the problems and Defiance will finally be the game we all wanted.

[Ruinne]

I believe that Trion has seen the err of their ways and they're fixing all the problems and Defiance will finally be the game we all wanted.

I guess that's the end of this thread, it doesn't get any sillier than that.

[Iceberg]

Because Grenades.

[PsycoBanana]

The patch went perfect, EVERY known bug has been fixed, only legendaries drop now and world hunger has been eliminated. Then they realized they forgot to charge for it and are currently rolling back the update.

[RobDaCool]

I believe that Trion has seen the err of their ways and they're fixing all the problems and Defiance will finally be the game we all wanted.

I'll win a WWE title before they fix this game :P

[Pandur]

Silicon Valley is just Vaporware, they thought they had a good explanation for the fact but in the last second they realized it might not be worded so well.
They're now readjusting the parts that could be an offense to the community.

[Flank]

They are having a pizza party and listening to Trick tell jokes.

[rhmckendree]

I'll win a WWE title before they fix this game :P

John Cena is that you?

[JadedSinn]

it finaly happend an ark landed on trion offices and there trying to save who thay can befor relocating to the moon