What is the funniest thing you`ve heard from a noo...new player?

[JadedSinn]

You can find a TL10? I haven't seen one of those in weeks.

Speaking of new players - today I did a volge incursion in SF with several players under 200 ego. WTF? I didn't kill a volge until I did that mission. And for a very long time after, at Volge seiges I was just happy to get some shots in so I could get some points when someone else killed one. These guys were actually taking down volge. Weird.

on that note is why i think thay need to bring back the gate guardian . the one and only monolith in this game that could not be killed till you compleated the story missions for it to be killed. the GG monolith was there to STOP all noobs noobies new players ect from entering SF witch was the play ground for higher ego players at the time.

but back on topic.

saw an ego 200 trying to buy oj blaster rifles the other day... i was thinking " wow i have 10 that are blue and purple but not that low ego "

had another guy asking where to get weapons his ego level . i asked him if he had compleated the main story line he said no he had gotten all his levels doing arkfalls . i then told him to go back and compleat the Story missions and main mission nad side missions for the loot. i was promptly told i was stupid and he didnt speak agine....

noobs u give them advice and thay blow you off like it means nothing

[crazyged]

You can find a TL10? I haven't seen one of those in weeks.

I often help out players in chat, asking for someone to bring the TL up, so they can do pursuit kills. I'll pop in at Kenn farm and sit back while they get their tankers, then ride off into the sunset.

Sorta feel like the Lone Ranger. With Mutants. And aliens. And better guns.

[MagnusRune Daltus]

Some guy asked on zone chat: How do you mod a sword :P

open the salvage matrix and add the blade mod.....

[Maixx]

While these aren't things that were said .....

1st. At a DM major.
Witnessed one of the common "crawlers" at the event, decided to revive him, only to watch him bonsai charge a group of green spire buffed dm... didn't revive him that time.

2nd. Today at a Volge siege..
One of the new guys ... fighting an Ark Viscera (TL10) with a damn sword....
Lol, swatted him like a little bug...
Didn't revive him a second time either....

WTF is with all the n... new guys running around with damn swords.....

[Amack]

While these aren't things that were said .....

1st. At a DM major.
Witnessed one of the common "crawlers" at the event, decided to revive him, only to watch him bonsai charge a group of green spire buffed dm... didn't revive him that time.

2nd. Today at a Volge siege..
One of the new guys ... fighting an Ark Viscera (TL10) with a damn sword....
Lol, swatted him like a little bug...
Didn't revive him a second time either....

WTF is with all the n... new guys running around with damn swords.....

I like watching them run out of ammo while shooting TL10 scrapers without removing any of the armor plates.

[crazyged]

WTF is with all the n... new guys running around with damn swords.....

Maybe it's because I previously posted (jokingly) that you have to kill 10 Ark Viscera with a sword to enable modding...

My bad! (maybe)

[Maixx]

I like watching them run out of ammo while shooting TL10 scrapers without removing any of the armor plates.

Lol, maybe why they're using the swords....

[JadedSinn]

Maybe it's because I previously posted (jokingly) that you have to kill 10 Ark Viscera with a sword to enable modding...

My bad! (maybe)

i thought it was 30 and after words u had to stand on your head for helf an hour and play the game with your toes while singing im a little tea pot. and kill 15 ark level tankers and then kill 10 ark level grid harvangers. followed by doing a swingle solo exspert run of exsplosions 101 with no help from anyone .

all of this must be done with the sword only the sword and nothing but the sword. this also unlocks the persuite imawina

[crazyged]

i thought it was 30 and after words u had to stand on your head for helf an hour and play the game with your toes while singing im a little tea pot. and kill 15 ark level tankers and then kill 10 ark level grid harvangers. followed by doing a swingle solo exspert run of exsplosions 101 with no help from anyone .

all of this must be done with the sword only the sword and nothing but the sword. this also unlocks the persuite imawina

Yes, that sounds about right!

"I'm a little teapot -

Hey, get your hands off my spout!"

[JadedSinn]

this ones on my self.

not as funny as a little sad i didnt get a reply.

i asked in chat after runing a few of the infected shieges at china town with 4 level 100 - 400 ego players 2-3 times. this

" i have to ask. and i know im going to get some snipy remarks for this. but why are there so many low ego players that are only in the 100-500s range runing around down here in SF for. did thay even bother to do the main story line let alone compleat there story missions ? or are thay just trying to play this game like a normel shooter witch its not ? "

someone replyed back ( insert snipy remark here ) and then i got no replys from anyone .... it was a sad moment in my little world