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    Senior Member FaerGothika's Avatar
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    Pick Your Side: Pro-Bacon, Anti-Bacon or Vegan?

    Thread started out of boredom.

    What will it be, folks?

    Are you a fan of the fatty strips of hog that now comes in many guises: gum, toothpaste, breath mints, air fresheners, chocolate dipped, candied, and, yes!, even perfume for those who care?

    Do you cringe at the odor of the fairly meatless meat frying in a skillet or on a griddle, or baking in the oven, or being cooked, hot dog style on a stick, over an open flame?

    Find yourself crying at the thought of people chowing down like brain-starved zombies on anything with a face?

    These are the questions that separate the...well, the meat eaters from the non-meat eaters, basically.

    I have to go pro-bacon, though in moderation. Done right, and it can brighten a dish or sandwich like nothing else. Done wrong, and the ghosts of slaughtered hogs should haunt you forever.

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    Pro-bacon - it works for breakfast, lunch, dinner or dessert...may even be the best condiment out there besides cheese.

    I even had pig muscle sewed into my abdomen to help aid in a hernia repair...it was either that or cadaver tissue and I didn't want to be a zombie. Ended up a moot point though bc my surgeons left a towel in me so everything got ruined anyway.

    Tangent aside - pig bacon is practically ambrosia...none of that turkey bacon crap.

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    Senior Member FaerGothika's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Protonix View Post
    Pro-bacon - it works for breakfast, lunch, dinner or dessert...may even be the best condiment out there besides cheese.

    I even had pig muscle sewed into my abdomen to help aid in a hernia repair...it was either that or cadaver tissue and I didn't want to be a zombie. Ended up a moot point though bc my surgeons left a towel in me so everything got ruined anyway.

    Tangent aside - pig bacon is practically ambrosia...none of that turkey bacon crap.
    A strong first comment from the cute but pissy-looking cat avatar person. Well stated, sir...madam...uh, pissy-looking cat?

    Come on, folks. Let your bacon thoughts be heard!
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    pro-bacon BUT not as much as epic meal time ... if i would eat something like they do with that much bacon , i would probably receive a heart attack >_<

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    Bacon it turns boys into men and girls into even hotter women
    I play Defiance on xbox, don't care if you're a dude or a chick, I just want some folks to play with.
    (I know that sounds wrong, shut up)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grey View Post
    Bacon it turns boys into men and girls into even hotter women
    or fa**** women .... oops no i mean hot xD

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    Quote Originally Posted by lPATT View Post
    or fa**** women .... oops no i mean hot xD
    .-. bro I love all ladies, they just gotta treat themselves with respect
    I play Defiance on xbox, don't care if you're a dude or a chick, I just want some folks to play with.
    (I know that sounds wrong, shut up)
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    Bacon only really like with sandwiches or burgers... or on perogies... I think thats it... more a breakfast sausage person myself.

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    Senior Member lPATT's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grey View Post
    .-. bro I love all ladies, they just gotta treat themselves with respect
    me too =D . i never said it was wrong

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