Von Bach Industries

[Desidus]

As long as he pays well for Ark tech I get from a Fall and doesn't try to fry my brain with his little EGO implant I can sleep at night, of course my last imaginary friend said I shouldn't trust him, but then again I can't remember a single imaginary friend I didn't have to kill. Hmm (grabs shovel) be back in a bit..

Your imaginary friend is saying the same thing my imaginary friend is saying... maybe our imaginary friend is the same person. If two people imagine the same person is the friend imaginary anymore? And if you try to kill him I am pretty sure that means he isn't your friend... so how could you ever kill an imaginary friend? unless you were mercy killing your imaginary friend. What could harm an imaginary friend though? Imaginary cancer maybe?

[Desidus]

I'm kind of curious what all is in our contract. Are Ark Hunter's unionized? If not, that's a line of RP I could sink my teeth into.

"How dare Van Bach charge us out of our wages for extractions?! We put our lives on the line for his profit. The least he can do is cover the healthcare costs! What's more, why should we even need Van Bach? We do the work. We should reap the rewards, all of them. I say we collectivize VBI, throw Van Bach out on his ***, then use the obscene profits to carve out a place for ourselves here in Paradise; a place with no bosses, no cops, and no government! We are capable of better."

I'm thinking of a union activist and anarchist RP guild. Something like the IWW but more specific in its goals and significantly more extremist, in a cinematic way. And just to clarify, having VBI cover all extraction costs makes way more sense from a labor perspective, but it would damage the actual game. Contradictions like this are what RPing is all about.

lol.. The EGO is expensive so we get a pay cut for breaking it?

[D351]

lol.. The EGO is expensive so we get a pay cut for breaking it?

I bet they'd take it straight out of our check.

[Desidus]

I bet they'd take it straight out of our check.

Our account is connected to our EGO so it just takes it straight out of there. lol

[Rahzen]

Hmm guess I am the only one that thought in the first few seconds of him talking that I wanted to pull out the shotty and unload a few rounds... maybe its my itchy trigger finger, or my murderous second personality, or that voice inside my head... or maybe its just cause he sounds like an egotistical *insert insult here* that seems like he is delving into stuff he has no idea what it is going to do... I predict he brings destruction and ruin and we are going to have to clean up the mess...

A very Deadpool rant.