Ode To the Children of Cyberworld

[Secret Squirrel]

Your gripes and complaints are o so boring
YOU WRITE IN CAPS it gets annoying

You destroy the game with accusations
You broadcast destruction on every station

You yell to everyone the sky is falling
You cry everytime the servers stalling

You need to get your priorities straight
Life doesn't revolve around game state

You butcher opinions and stuff alike
Its doubted you'll every maintain a wife

Your usually children without any patience
Its hard to believe you can retain relations

You need to realize theres much more to life
Get a dog or find a wife

You become one with the computer screen
As long as it functions you feel serene

The second it doesn't your face explodes
You scream the game will soon implode

You b*tch and moan about the game
Funny a week later its still the same

So head my warning and read my lips
You can't make babies with computer chips

[Soulsekro]

Your gripes and complaints are o so boring
YOU WRITE IN CAPS it gets annoying

You destroy the game with accusations
You broadcast destruction on every station

You yell to everyone the sky is falling
You cry everytime the servers stalling

You need to get your priorities straight
Life doesn't revolve around game state

You butcher opinions and stuff alike
Its doubted you'll every maintain a wife

Your usually children without any patience
Its hard to believe you can retain relations

You need to realize theres much more to life
Get a dog or find a wife

You become one with the computer screen
As long as it functions you feel serene

The second it doesn't your face explodes
You scream the game will soon implode

You b*tch and moan about the game
Funny a week later its still the same

So head my warning and read my lips
You can't make babies with computer chips

Epic Win! Take a complimentary jar of cookies!

[Misto29]

Your gripes and complaints are o so boring
YOU WRITE IN CAPS it gets annoying

You destroy the game with accusations
You broadcast destruction on every station

You yell to everyone the sky is falling
You cry everytime the servers stalling

You need to get your priorities straight
Life doesn't revolve around game state

You butcher opinions and stuff alike
Its doubted you'll every maintain a wife

Your usually children without any patience
Its hard to believe you can retain relations

You need to realize theres much more to life
Get a dog or find a wife

You become one with the computer screen
As long as it functions you feel serene

The second it doesn't your face explodes
You scream the game will soon implode

You b*tch and moan about the game
Funny a week later its still the same

So head my warning and read my lips
You can't make babies with computer chips

How about chocolate chips? But seriously good poem.

[XxBoogiexX]

Agreed..and I must say your "handle" brought back fond memories....Secret Squirrel..classic!

[HanPL]

[Tyrien]

I second that!

[fsol]

A simplified Ginsberg has risen.

[Grimno]

[Vault Dweller]

[Skjoldrsson]

IMO alot of the people who complain or have an issue with the servers are the people WITH jobs who finally get an hour or 2 off work or their kids or just time alone and they cant even play the game.