When you arrive at your destination in your car you just open the door and jump out and expect your car to stop only 1 foot farther...
When you arrive at your destination in your car you just open the door and jump out and expect your car to stop only 1 foot farther...
When you think a rapidly oncoming car (because, naturally, you're driving in the wrong lane) will pass right through you so you don't get out of the way. Then, if you survive and make it to your destination, you leap out of your car and leave in the middle of the road. Actually I think that's a normal day of driving in Russia.
When Dark Matter are in your bathroom....wait...
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When your retina has the cross hairs of your favorite gun burned in, like looking at the sun ...
Start yelling Shtako instead of ****.
When you bunny hop for short distances, in real life.
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Whenever you go past a road-construction, you wait for EGO to warn you about raiders.
Get any kind of promotion or reward in your job/life/etc. and expect it to raise your EGO rating to get a new perk.
When you look at your GPS and check for side mission markings.
when you drive over concrete berms on the highway to get to the road you need
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