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    Senior Member Mur's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aaricane View Post
    Only thing to do is put it down, i reccommend 12gauge buckshot at point blank range. May want to fire a few extra rounds, like 9 of them, just to make sure he doesnt have any more lives left after the 1st few shots......
    I was going to suggest that the cat be force fed grain until its stomach ruptures. Nothing is more delicious than chat foie gras, c'est delicieux!


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    you people are mean

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jay View Post
    get a real pet- a Dog
    I agree with this idea

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    Quote Originally Posted by Odinswolf View Post
    I agree with this idea
    I have a cat and a dog. The cat is a dog toy.


    "Within a few decades, machine intelligence will surpass human intelligence, leading to The Singularity -- technological change so rapid and profound it represents a rupture in the fabric of human history. The implications include the merger of biological and nonbiological intelligence, immortal software-based humans, and ultra-high levels of intelligence that expand outward in the universe at the speed of light."

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