And 'dere was a Monarch and it was all BWAAAAAH!!

[Elastik Spastik]

Was funny. So now we have to deal with ninja monarchs! Awesome

[GodSpark]

This topic is awesome.

Also, this is not a bug or a gltich. The Monarch simply ate a cloak user and now has his powers!

[Cl Chaos]

SO THERE I WAS, mindin' mah own business, up in the magical land of MADERRA, do do do...I was on da hunt man! I had JUST finished burning mah baby's sister's cousin's nephew's adopted ginger daughter, Chinny the Semi-auto sniper rifle and had just gotten back together with mah sweet love, Anna The Bolt Action Sniper Rifle and now...I needed 3500 kills! So I was on Da hunt...

I was juuuust a bit south east of Iron Demon Ranch, close to the road, but out in the hills. I found a Regicide instance and was like "Oh, what better way to get used to using my Telescopic sight on mah dear Anna than with a good ol' Monarch killin' time?" So I went in and I saw the Monarch, I shot it once in the arse and it turned toward me, gave a "oooooh! I'ma get chou!" and charged at me at EIGHTY EIGHT MILES PER HOUR MAN. It Dun disappeared from existance. Like, POOF man.

I was sittin' there scratching my head at this as I hadn't seen this before, and I'm 1500 EGO, dude! So I turned to walk away to find a different head to shoot WHEN SUDDENLY, Dat thing appeared in front of me OUT OF THE BLUE, with it's arms in the air while screaming out "BWAAAAH" and tried to stomp me!

Like the stoic hero, I did a barrel roll out of the way and turned to fire and...it had dun disappeared again! But before I could even THINK about summoning craig the black duni and leaving, 'dere it was again! But this time rolling at me like some Sonic The Hedgehog rip off and flattening me into the ground!

Soon as I got up and checked my arse for skidmarks, I look and it was gone again! Gives a whole new meaning to "Rolling around at the speed of sound!

TRION! What the heck are you doin', man?! Givin' the Monarchs super speed! Shame on you!

that was hilarious nice story

[Cl Chaos]

this topic is awesome.

Also, this is not a bug or a gltich. The monarch simply ate a cloak user and now has his powers!

ahhahahaha

[mrgrimezHD]

Oh man, thanks for the laugh.

Anybody else read it in Chef's Dad voice, or is that just me?

I was thinking of, Tallahassee from Zombieland lol

[Battlefield]

Lol I like your story

[DamnShtako]

Wow, A+ lol

This has happenned to me, but I never thought about it this creatively lol

Thanks for the laugh hahahaha

[LtRobbiesan]

LOL gotta laugh having experienced similar situations

one thing I learned is stay in the fight zone or the Monarch will zip back to it and fully recharge its health, which is totally cool if you want whittle it down again.

[Zugo]

Why is your duni named Craig? Vehicles are female.

[jaymee82]

If they ever make a Defiance annual, the OP comment should be on the first few pages, that was literary genius man