LOL. I hear ya. I'm a Saints fan, among others, but since the 'Hawks are local....
My brother moved here because they were closing down SAC and he was getting out, but his wife was still in, so they got transferred to McChord. He was a crew chief up at Loring before that, working on the BUFF's.
Me, I came out here about 7 years ago when the economy went to shtacko in SC, and both construction companies I worked for went under. Put my stuff in storage and my bro bought me a plane ticket. Been trying to get out of this wet grey mess ever since.
Oh, and to stay on topic..
BACON!