So what have YOU overheard?

[Ciannon]

I overheard one guy say "Hold on, *****. I'll suck your **** when I'm done."

[Piegon]

This thread is so much win....
Another time, I was listening to music with NO mic plugged in and someone ask if I was listening to Killswitch engaged which made me pause and look at pandora and sure as sthako I was. This kinda creeped me out....

I have had this happen a lot when playing online (mostly some version of Halo). I've been sitting there talking with people next to me (no mic), when a random voice comes over live adding to the conversation. It is hilarious more often than creepy. I had somebody doubt this. The first time he heard it, he fell out of his chair.

Edit: Nothing but the regular stuff so far.