I demand info on the next patch

[Eorthstapa]

trying to derail my thread although valiant im sure, does not help adress the issue of comunication that can only benefit everyone

We are having a good chat and making sure your message gets noticed. The next patch is on the 29th, and I expect that to be when we will see actual communication via the developers. I am sure the silence is due to the fact they know they goofed up, they are well aware of bugs and glitches and I can only pray that they are working their posteriors off to the point they are not able to communicate with us for the time being.

If my logical statement and non-sarcastic reply does not suit you, then I am afraid I must shoot you with my very large cannon. Or run you over.

[Kane]

UNOFFICIAL Patch notes for the 29th:

-fixed issues with server crashes
-fixed issues created by the previous fix
-fixed issues created by the previous fix
-gave players 2 (two) awesome new quests (over 30 seconds of playtime )
-fixed chat, it now has adjustable size, it is permanently on the screen unless hidden by the user, it has 4 tabs, one includes combat log
-disabled chat fix due to unexpected customer satisfaction
-added new content
-removed new content because it caused server crashes on several machines that were using mouse
-polished interface to now totally exclude pc interface devices other than controllers
-the damage output of enemies has been tweaked to a level that now when the player is hit the character reacts like the bullets tickle (more nerfing expected in the next patch)
-raised pvp to main game focus
-removed pve all together except the store items, you can still buy pve items in game with increased price
-tweaked payment method, now only opening the store costs scrip
-released in game hacking system (press space and select your damage output, stealth time 0=infinite, all players can be seen and shot through walls)
-added new pvp maps
-removed new pvp maps because they were more fun than the other ones already available in game
-created new bug report feature in game (all reports now automatically redirected to trash)

thank you for choosing defiance, have a nice day

[MacDeath]

I said grammar, not English. Grammar is global.

That is SOOO wrong. What is quite good english grammar is far from good Swedish grammar. I doubt that British English grammar is the same as American English grammar.

[Ciannon]

That is SOOO wrong. What is quite good english grammar is far from good Swedish grammar. I doubt that British English grammar is the same as American English grammar.

I know. I was just trying to win something I had already lost. Lets just say I was trying to be the NE Patriots of the grammar world.

[Warlander]

UNOFFICIAL Patch notes for the 29th:

-fixed issues with server crashes
-fixed issues created by the previous fix
-fixed issues created by the previous fix
-gave players 2 (two) awesome new quests (over 30 seconds of playtime )
-fixed chat, it now has adjustable size, it is permanently on the screen unless hidden by the user, it has 4 tabs, one includes combat log
-disabled chat fix due to unexpected customer satisfaction
-added new content
-removed new content because it caused server crashes on several machines that were using mouse
-polished interface to now totally exclude pc interface devices other than controllers
-the damage output of enemies has been tweaked to a level that now when the player is hit the character reacts like the bullets tickle (more nerfing expected in the next patch)
-raised pvp to main game focus
-removed pve all together except the store items, you can still buy pve items in game with increased price
-tweaked payment method, now only opening the store costs scrip
-released in game hacking system (press space and select your damage output, stealth time 0=infinite, all players can be seen and shot through walls)
-added new pvp maps
-removed new pvp maps because they were more fun than the other ones already available in game
-created new bug report feature in game (all reports now automatically redirected to trash)

thank you for choosing defiance, have a nice day

HAHA that was good , at first i was like ooo then i was like huh? then i was like OOOOOH I get it, good times.
This thread has been fun, sadly im just getting home from work wich means its almost time to grind more pursuits :s

[Warlander]

We are having a good chat and making sure your message gets noticed. The next patch is on the 29th, and I expect that to be when we will see actual communication via the developers. I am sure the silence is due to the fact they know they goofed up, they are well aware of bugs and glitches and I can only pray that they are working their posteriors off to the point they are not able to communicate with us for the time being.

If my logical statement and non-sarcastic reply does not suit you, then I am afraid I must shoot you with my very large cannon. Or run you over.

Oh i know ive been enjoying it, but i have to at least attempt to keep it on topic.

[Eorthstapa]

I do what I can

[Warlander]

I do what I can

Well feel free to keep at it, hate for my thread to fall off the front page too soon.

[Lollie]

Well feel free to keep at it, hate for my thread to fall off the front page too soon.

Ohh now you want us back. Well Dave has been on a bender past three days so you better be sure you know what you're wanting there.

[Warlander]

Ohh now you want us back. Well Dave has been on a bender past three days so you better be sure you know what you're wanting there.

Its for the greater good and all that, as long as people do at least periodically keep it on topic.