i just bought a defiance lanyard from gamestop for 35 bucks!

[mrgrimezHD]

no, actually i did. i get free lanyards and posters from my gamestop because i work in the mall. i was bored and posted some sucker nonsense and claimed i wasn't a sucker to get an amusing reaction from the forum. it worked, and i'm kinda amused with how funny you guys are. it was flame bait... i was hoping for you guys to be a little more clever though... you know, something to really make me laugh. although the vasaline one was good. c'mon! call me names in new creative and funny ways! dance for me clowns! AAAhhahaAHAHAH!!!!!

Yeah, sure you did

[Garu]

no, actually i did. i get free lanyards and posters from my gamestop because i work in the mall. i was bored and posted some sucker nonsense and claimed i wasn't a sucker to get an amusing reaction from the forum. it worked, and i'm kinda amused with how funny you guys are. it was flame bait... i was hoping for you guys to be a little more clever though... you know, something to really make me laugh. although the vasaline one was good. c'mon! call me names in new creative and funny ways! dance for me clowns! AAAhhahaAHAHAH!!!!!

Sound like one of my kids when his face is covered in chocolate and hes explaining someone else stole it.

[mattlewis]

dude i dont care if anyone see's it. no one would ever buy a lanyard for 35 dollars. end of story.

[Garu]

dude i dont care if anyone see's it. no one would ever buy a lanyard for 35 dollars. end of story.

No one with half a brain anyway, i had to google what a lanyard was lol never heard of it before. But like the dude earlier said the more you deny it to more obvious it is that you bought it for that price lol. I have some fresh just made cheese from between my toes im selling it for a reasonable price, would you be interested?

[Omnifarious Xji]

no, actually i did. i get free lanyards and posters from my gamestop because i work in the mall. i was bored and posted some sucker nonsense and claimed i wasn't a sucker to get an amusing reaction from the forum. it worked, and i'm kinda amused with how funny you guys are. it was flame bait... i was hoping for you guys to be a little more clever though... you know, something to really make me laugh. although the vasaline one was good. c'mon! call me names in new creative and funny ways! dance for me clowns! AAAhhahaAHAHAH!!!!!

I even feel embarrassed for you. Sounds like the fat kid in elementary school making fun of how fat he is and giggling nervously along with his peers in an attempt to switch the tables and fit in. OOO, EEEE, It's so cringe worthy.

[Draaconis]

I have a creeping feeling Fat Asian Dude is plotting his revenge.

I know right. Watch your back man.

[N3gativeCr33p]

either way, i'm no sucker... i grabbed that thing before the fat asian dude did.

You really think so? You paid $35 for an over glorified ID holder.

[mattlewis]

i paid 50 bucks actually. it was super rare.

[mattlewis]

oh and i bought a sixy eight year old jar of peanut butter signed by bill gates when he was 12 for only 1,600 us dollars.
that translates into roughly 1,600 smackeroos.

[Omnifarious Xji]

oh and i bought a sixy eight year old jar of peanut butter signed by bill gates when he was 12 for only 1,600 us dollars.
that translates into roughly 1,600 smackeroos.

matlws pls. Matt, wat r u doin? Matt, STAHP!