i just bought a defiance lanyard from gamestop for 35 bucks!

[Krahn]

That couldn't be more of a definition of a sucker... If you'll pay $35 for a "limited edition" piece of nylon, I have a bridge in San Francisco I'll sell you cheap

Don't buy it!!! It's gonna get destroyed in about 20 years and have a giant robot guarding it!!!

[Soobydoo]

Don't buy it!!! It's gonna get destroyed in about 20 years and have a giant robot guarding it!!!

But...what if the bridge COMES WITH A ROBOT?

I'd buy that for a dollar...

[HuntGod]

If you would like to meet me in game, for a small one time fee, I can offer you ownership in the now famous remains of the golden gate bridge, the previous owner was of course killed during the war, but I have ample documentation of my salvage rights and ownership of the bridge remains and would be happy to transfer them to you for a reasonable compensation.

[Ciannon]

Shtako. That's nothing. One time I payed $60 for a beta. Oh wait....nvm.

Only one time? You seem like the type of person who would pay for a beta more than once