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    Life isn't fair.

    Today, I had to go to work and actually EARN my money. And then, I had to go home and cook my OWN dinner. All I wanted to do is play Defiance. My life is over. I'm going to kill myself.

    (This thread is a joke to poke fun at all the over dramatic people that can't seem to find anything creative to do with their time. I would never kill myself. I'm just too damn awesome.)

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    i cut my wrists about 5 minutes ago im bleeding all over my keyboard

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cerveau View Post
    (This thread is a joke to poke fun at all the over dramatic people that can't seem to find anything creative to do with their time. I would never kill myself. I'm just too damn awesome.)
    Anytime you feel you have to explain your post, your post has failed.
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    I'm seriously hanging myself right now as we speak. I'm dangling from the rope and about to kick my chair out from under me. I'm typing with my toes.

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    I had to poop today as well. Why is life so hard? *cries*
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ciannon View Post
    Anytime you feel you have to explain your post, your post has failed.
    I'm sorry I'm so new to the internet. I'm glad there are people like you to be my guiding light.

    EDIT: And also, I didn't want the cops kicking my door down because someone took me seriously. You never know.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cantthink278 View Post
    i cut my wrists about 5 minutes ago im bleeding all over my keyboard
    HURRY UP AND LOG IN TO GIVE ME YO.......
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    Quote Originally Posted by Miserere View Post
    I had to poop today as well. Why is life so hard? *cries*
    The act isn't so bad usually...it's the wiping...just...ick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aznhick View Post
    The act isn't so bad usually...it's the wiping...just...ick.
    That's why there is lots of fiber in my diet.
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    Sorry, i'll stop unplugging and plugging the servers back in
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