Nim Asked "Who are you?"

[Riz]

Nim: Who are you?

Me: I'm the Angel of Harlem. I'm Bad and came from Where the streets have no name, but Still havent found what im looking for not even a Discotheque so im Out of control. On this Beautiful Day while i was Staring at the Sun i Walk on looking for The Fly in Mysterious Ways. Then i saw The Sweetest Thing waking my Desire, Pride but Numb, right under an Unforgetable Fire. Looks like i found the One, If God will send his angels this will be your Last night on Earth, All i want is you now. Anyways, theres an Electical Storm coming at 11 O'Clock Tick Tock, and it seems like youre Stuck in a moment you cant get out of, i can life With or Without you so ill be sending you to the City of Blinding lights on this Sunday Bloody Sunday. BAM

[Lord Marshal]

Nim: Who are you?
Me: No one of consequence.
Nim: I must know!
ME: Get used to disappointment.
Nim: 'kay

Nim: Who are you?
Me: Your life insurance agent. Your policy just expired!
Blam!

[Crash_Override]

Nim: Who are you?

Me: I'm bad meaning bad, but I'm bad meaning good.
Say my name three times and you knock on wood. [blam]

[melkathi]

A few options. Of course the Inigo Montoya quote people already mentioned.
But also:
"Your own personal Jesus.
Someone who hears your prayers.
Someone who cares."

Or:
"M I C K E Y M O U S E..."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmILOL55xP0

Or (with a female character) :
"I'm the finger down your spine whena ll the lights are out. I'm the name on all men's room walls. When I pout, the whole world tries to make me smile. And everyone always wants to know, who... is... that girl?"

[jbob spittlewop]

Nim: "Who are you?"

Me: "Well, there's this passage I've got memorized, sorta fits the occasion. Ezekiel 25:17? "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord... [pulls out gun and aims it at Nim] ...when I lay my vengeance upon thee."

Bang...

[Tharcion]

Nim: "Who are you?"

Me: "Well, there's this passage I've got memorized, sorta fits the occasion. Ezekiel 25:17? "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children."

Nim: "Please! Just kill me!"

Me: "And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord... [pulls out gun and aims it at Nim] ...when I lay my vengeance upon thee."

Bang...

Corrected that for you.

[jbob spittlewop]

Corrected that for you.

Pulp fiction... Yes? no? ... Meh...

[Woodlouse]

Nim - Who are you?
me - your Reaper

[Grognak]

Nim: who are you?

me: I am but a passing shadow. *lifts nim's sword* but i am curious about you Mr. Shondu, and today i shall meet the real you. tell me, are you familiar with the works of Shuan Yu?

[Tharcion]

Pulp fiction... Yes? no? ... Meh...

I just meant that it went on so long he'd be begging to be ended before you'd finished, but hey, whatever.