We all feel like this sometimes.

[Obderiath]

Hand job anyone?

Hand JOB? Pfft! My hand is a grown man, and is looking for a CAREER!

[Umbra Warrior]

I leave for a little bit and this thread turns into 3 pages of hand jobs and molestation. Speaking of, who's giving out hand jobs?

[Clown]

I leave for a little bit and this thread turns into 3 pages of hand jobs and molestation. Speaking of, who's giving out hand jobs?

Your right hand.

[Umbra Warrior]

Your right hand.

*In gritty voice*
I lost that in the war.

[Clown]

Put it in between your buttcheeks and keep sitting and standing.

[Emo Panther]

You are a disturbed little man.

[ShiMoShinkenFry]

You are a disturbed little man.

Meet Clown. One of off topics residents.

[Emo Panther]

I regret meeting it.

[Clown]

You are a disturbed little man.

Am I disturbed really? Or do you have no imagination? someone is lacking something yet no one knows what or who. I may be disturbed or I may be imaginative. Finding ways to solve problems when the original basic solution is no more. Now what would happen if I told you I was a mad man? Someone who isn't insane but will do the insane. Would your point of view change or would you still find me disturbed because it is so easy to call others out ?

By the way welcome to Off-Topic.

[Obderiath]

I move to call the Off-Topic the Jack-Off Topic henceforth.