Von Bach: Criminally Insane or Insanely Criminal? (an autobiography)
Von Bach: Criminally Insane or Insanely Criminal? (an autobiography)
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."
Your Challenger won't drive? You're probably in the passenger seat.
Can't sell/delete an item? Check all of your loadouts, it's likely still equipped.
Auction house? Why? It'll just render bits purchased lock boxes pointless, and weapons are mostly equal anyway.
Gear/enemy progression? No thanks, it'll only render 90% of the content trivial when you reach the highest zone.
driver's ed for defiance.
programming with dummies
How to get fired and piss off paying customers.
"50 Household uses for Bio Sludge"
"The Wisdom and Spontaneity of the Ego Girl"
"The Big Sensoth Joke Book"
"The Art of the Deal - Liberata Edition"
"In the Mouth or Butt? - Unnofficial Hellbug Kill Guide"
"Under the Mask" A Dark Matter Beauty Guide