Mister Moderators.

[Duskky]

It has come to my attention that some of you whilst wandering the battleground of the General may not like Unicorns, I welcome thy mod to post since you know it and I know it, you love Unicorns. YOU LOVE MY PEOPLE. XOXOXO MUCH LOVE, we'll spare your life when we Unicorns expand our Galactic Empire into the Earth's Solar System.

All Off-topicers get spared too <3 since you're all mismatched and I can't really call you humans because that's how wonderful everything is in off-topic.

Because ya know, fear thy horn.

[Duskky]

Well I assume the Mods hate Unicorns.