All you need to know about Xbox One.

[ShiMoShinkenFry]

[Umbra Warrior]

Xbox One: A voice activated cable box.

[Jack The Bear]

Oh, my, Gerd.. I was literally trying not to wake up this side of the PLANET laughing at this! The Sports and CoD parts had me rollin'.. Epic find! ;]

[ShiMoShinkenFry]

It had to be shared. xD

[Dmec]

Reveal Highlights:

[ShiMoShinkenFry]

Sounds like the whole conference. xD

[bix]

Remember when someone would come at you with a killer app, a must have, a console seller?

Now when that doesn't happen people say "oh, they must be holding back for E3." But, like... I'm just tired at this point. I think I realized that instead of wondering which console I should upgrade to, I should wonder if I need to upgrade at all.

I mean... I already have a remote control for my TV. I don't need to replace it with an XBox1.

I don't know what I'm talking about anymore. I am a horrible person and everything I touch turns to ****.

[Brad]

that was brillient i clicked in expecting full specs and maby some confermed games lol

[Malachi]

I don't know what I'm talking about anymore. I am a horrible person and everything I touch turns to ****.

You're too pretty to have everything you touch turn to ****.

But yeah, I can tell more of you will be playing PC games in the future

[Umbra Warrior]

Reveal Highlights:

Xbox, what are you doing? Xbox, no!

Remember when someone would come at you with a killer app, a must have, a console seller?

Now when that doesn't happen people say "oh, they must be holding back for E3." But, like... I'm just tired at this point. I think I realized that instead of wondering which console I should upgrade to, I should wonder if I need to upgrade at all.

I mean... I already have a remote control for my TV. I don't need to replace it with an XBox1.

I don't know what I'm talking about anymore. I am a horrible person and everything I touch turns to ****.

I'm just defecting to Sony. Xbox is going the way of Sega and will be dead within the decade. Sony's gaming presence has been around since the 90's and continues to make fine consoles. I only ever stayed with the Xbox this long because of Halo. Now that it's turned into a Sci-Fi Call of Duty, I couldn't give shtako for it. The fact that Xbox is tying the games to accounts thus making sharing with friends and used games impossible is what is gonna kill it. Oh, I'm sorry, you can share and buy used games, but they'll be behind a pay wall.


It's funny actually; I started out a Sony kid. My second console was a PS1 with a copy of Crash Bandicoot. I guess I'm coming home?