Conspiracy Theory

[Space_Monky]

If you are going to make it a conspiracy theory, then you need a few more levels of intrigue. The laid off Trion employees put in code to force the restart for a delayed period of time while the 'severencepackage.exe' worm did it's work, draining creds from everyone's accounts in the downtime. Of course they had to outsource the work to create the worm to Lexcorp so there was a sub-sub program to also discover the identity of Superman. Unfortunately for them the aliens at Area 51, a super-intelligent species of space squid, realized that it would thwart their plans to create a society that revolves around schoolgirls and tentacles so there was another sub-sub-sub worm to replicate items in the patch to distract from the downloading of mind-control tentacle anime onto everyone's hard drives in the meantime.

I won't even mention how the vegetable overmind has gotten involved, it should be obvious to everyone.

greatest thing i have read all week.

[Whisky Tango]

If you are going to make it a conspiracy theory, then you need a few more levels of intrigue. The laid off Trion employees put in code to force the restart for a delayed period of time while the 'severencepackage.exe' worm did it's work, draining creds from everyone's accounts in the downtime. Of course they had to outsource the work to create the worm to Lexcorp so there was a sub-sub program to also discover the identity of Superman. Unfortunately for them the aliens at Area 51, a super-intelligent species of space squid, realized that it would thwart their plans to create a society that revolves around schoolgirls and tentacles so there was another sub-sub-sub worm to replicate items in the patch to distract from the downloading of mind-control tentacle anime onto everyone's hard drives in the meantime.

I won't even mention how the vegetable overmind has gotten involved, it should be obvious to everyone.

I left the theory open for discussion and more to add to. Hell, Valekrin went in a separate direction!

[Omnifarious Xji]

no no no its not the illuminati...Its the free masons and skull and bones. i watch the bio channel lol.

It's the Anunnaki I tell you! They left some behind after Nibiru passed us by.

[TigrisMorte]

I'll take six!

Ah, a Centauri and their prophylactics.

[Antipanti]

You see what had happened was... the laid-off employees knew that it was coming. So, there was a few extra snippets of code added into the 1.02 patch that was not suppose to be there.



[This is a conspiracy theory and a conspiracy theory only.]

Highly ranked military sources told my husky what the captured aliens in area 51 told them.

After decades of appearing in the sky and not getting any attention their brosefs on the dark side of the moon got mad.
They started with cattle mutation and still nobody cared. They had some success with anal probing humans but after a decade of doing so, this also went old.
Finally with all these light workers (I guess they refer to some kind of laser engineers) even Nibiru refused to show up in time and crack the planet propperly as it was supposed to happen.

In sheer desperation they applied to their own race something that is named s.t.u.p.i.d. (shape the upper part in desperation). By doing so this allows their upper body part to look perfectly human.
Their supercomputer w.a.n.k.e.r. (watch all new kind eff races (f*cking aliens don´t have an "o")) clearly told them, people are a lot into playing all kind of games.
By combining both projects into one - s.t.u.p.i.d. w.a.n.k.e.r- they would nullify all games in the world to finally get our full attention.
For gods sake the Illuminati foresaw this sinister plan and started to fight back playing financial games on a global scale.

Now it is up to you if you want to charge Trion for unwilling being part of the said project or just start gaming back once the Illuminati got control of the situation.

For further questions feel free to contact my husky.
Personal channelings can be given by him provided you got a propper amount of bitcoins/bucks.

[Mike Chone]

Highly ranked military sources told my husky what the captured aliens in area 51 told them.

After decades of appearing in the sky and not getting any attention their brosefs on the dark side of the moon got mad.
They started with cattle mutation and still nobody cared. They had some success with anal probing humans but after a decade of doing so, this also went old.
Finally with all these light workers (I guess they refer to some kind of laser engineers) even Nibiru refused to show up in time and crack the planet propperly as it was supposed to happen.

In sheer desperation they applied to their own race something that is named s.t.u.p.i.d. (shape the upper part in desperation). By doing so this allows their upper body part to look perfectly human.
Their supercomputer w.a.n.k.e.r. (watch all new kind eff races (f*cking aliens don´t have an "o")) clearly told them, people are a lot into playing all kind of games.
By combining both projects into one - s.t.u.p.i.d. w.a.n.k.e.r- they would nullify all games in the world to finally get our full attention.
For gods sake the Illuminati foresaw this sinister plan and started to fight back playing financial games on a global scale.

Now it is up to you if you want to charge Trion for unwilling being part of the said project or just start gaming back once the Illuminati got control of the situation.

For further questions feel free to contact my husky.
Personal channelings can be given by him provided you got a propper amount of bitcoins/bucks.

You win the internets for today.

[TimeViewer]

Actually this isn't unheard of, they're called logic bombs. Given everything that's been going on it isn't unthinkable that some disgruntled former employee piddled on the code somewhere. This could go way back or recent, I even brought it up in the bug reports section.

It could also explain why every time they try to fix one thing something else breaks, of course most companies would prefer to deny any such thing happened. Some would perceive it as a lax in security others would just jump all over it because they jump all over everything and anything.

Getting rid of such problems can be a real PITA I've seen this happen with another older game. I'm no programmer but I could only imagine having to go over line after line of code and trying to find these, it would be hell.

[Antipanti]

Actually this isn't unheard of, they're called logic bombs. Given everything that's been going on it isn't unthinkable that some disgruntled former employee piddled on the code somewhere. This could go way back or recent, I even brought it up in the bug reports section.

It could also explain why every time they try to fix one thing something else breaks, of course most companies would prefer to deny any such thing happened. Some would perceive it as a lax in security others would just jump all over it because they jump all over everything and anything.

Getting rid of such problems can be a real PITA I've seen this happen with another older game. I'm no programmer but I could only imagine having to go over line after line of code and trying to find these, it would be hell.

Well my husky siad that there was no layoff wave within Trion.
They just got rid of some aliens.
My husky also says, the best way to find out wether you deal with a human or not is to make him drop his pants.
These aliens got their superpowers in their pants not in their brains (that´s why they seek our attention so hard).
So next time a lady tells you to drop your pants it doesn´t necessarily mean what you think it does. Maybe she just want to find out if it is too well hung to be human.
You think Trion would ever admit THAT??

Just saying.