Things To Do While Servers Are Down

[Frank the HOG]

This place is medically insane.

I am going to have to get off the computer so my wife can create a profile. She is going to like it here.

[Duskky]

As long as you like bacon, if not, no.

I'll eat bacon ;~;

[bix]

I took a handful of drugs and slept all day. ...I'm going back to bed now.

[Frank the HOG]

No one has any idea how much p o rn I've been watching during this down time. God save my balls.

I would be less concerned with the balls and more concerned with shaft chaffing. My recommendation is a silicon based lube. Maybe some lotion with Vitamin E and Aloe.

[Jack The Bear]

I took a handful of drugs and slept all day. ...I'm going back to bed now.

Nighty night!

[Clown]

I've been using bacon lube.

[Frank the HOG]

I'll eat bacon ;~;

Then yes, we are friends, but not best friends yet. There is one more question. Which is better crispy of fatty bacon?

[Frank the HOG]

I've been using bacon lube.

Well then the chaffing is worth it.

[Duskky]

I took a handful of drugs and slept all day. ...I'm going back to bed now.

Good night o:

[Duskky]

Then yes, we are friends, but not best friends yet. There is one more question. Which is better crispy of fatty bacon?

I'm going to say Canadian then walk out of this thread with no guilt.