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    I saved a frogs life

    I just had to go mow my yard and I saw a frog jump in front of my path!!! I went inside and got a glass and scooped it in and set it free several hundred feet away from the path of the lawnmower.

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    When I was mowing my allotment I made sure the frog got mowed.

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    You know what the frog is probably dead.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Schmiznurf View Post
    When I was mowing my allotment I made sure the frog got mowed.
    That's mean. I always avoid little slimy animals. I go for the neighbour's cat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ridilen View Post
    That's mean. I always avoid little slimy animals. I go for the neighbour's cat.
    Mine don't seem to have animals. The one has a child, but she is hot and walks around in underwear so I don't try to mow him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hey u View Post
    I just had to go mow my yard and I saw a frog jump in front of my path!!! I went inside and got a glass and scooped it in and set it free several hundred feet away from the path of the lawnmower.
    Ready for a true story? I was mowing my lawn when I was 10, and a squirrel jumped out of a tree and landed right on front of the mower, literally *right* in front of it, like 2 inches from it, and I ran right over it before I even realized it. Tiny little tufts of bloody fur flew up into my face. I was 10.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Malachi View Post
    Ready for a true story? I was mowing my lawn when I was 10, and a squirrel jumped out of a tree and landed right on front of the mower, literally *right* in front of it, like 2 inches from it, and I ran right over it before I even realized it. Tiny little tufts of bloody fur flew up into my face. I was 10.
    And thus began your journey as a serial killer!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Malachi View Post
    Ready for a true story? I was mowing my lawn when I was 10, and a squirrel jumped out of a tree and landed right on front of the mower, literally *right* in front of it, like 2 inches from it, and I ran right over it before I even realized it. Tiny little tufts of bloody fur flew up into my face. I was 10.
    Oh my God! You were 10 when you were 10?!?
    Hell no, I don't want to go get some fries.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Duskky View Post
    You know what the frog is probably dead.
    ...or it's probably fine.

    Serious, I'm sorry to play this card, but shouldn't a unicorn be less negative?
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