The Unicorn Empire wants you!

[Obderiath]

A pointer laser and a shotgun cure all cat problems.

[BroFooFoo]

We be on the wrong sidez of warz?

[BlackR3ap3r]

I am "The Reapers" Daughter. I have my own soul collective that I tend to. It's a family perk really.

Ok, thought I recognized you. I'm one of your fathers generals. I lead the 3rd battalion to victory against the attempted invasion of the Relm of Souls back in 3333 BCE. Now I head up Home Soul Security, not as exciting as being on the front lines but just as important. With this new affront to our ways I must prepare our army for deployment across the Unicorn Universe. Care to assist unholyness?

[Midnight Thirteen]

Ok, thought I recognized you. I'm one of your fathers generals. I lead the 3rd battalion to victory against the attempted invasion of the Relm of Souls back in 3333 BCE. Now I head up Home Soul Security, not as exciting as being on the front lines but just as important. With this new affront to our ways I must prepare our army for deployment across the Unicorn Universe. Care to assist unholyness?

Rub my feet on the way?

[BlackR3ap3r]

Rub my feet on the way?

Of course unholyness
*goes spectral*
*snaps fingers to materialize a battle throne and six slave souls to carry it*
*snaps fingers to materialize a soul masseuse to rub your feet properly*
Now to the Soulisium to address the troops!

[Midnight Thirteen]

Of course unholyness
*goes spectral*
*snaps fingers to materialize a battle throne and six slave souls to carry it*
*snaps fingers to materialize a soul masseuse to rub your feet properly*
Now to the Soulisium to address the troops!

You Spectral cloud of death deserve a raise. *kisses cute nose*

[BlackR3ap3r]

You Spectral cloud of death deserve a raise. *kisses cute nose*

Why thank you unholyness
*bows in reverence*
Would you care to address the Soulisium in your fathers place your unholyness?

[Midnight Thirteen]

Why thank you unholyness
*bows in reverence*
Would you care to address the Soulisium in your fathers place your unholyness?

I prefer to be silent, sexy and deadly. You address the Soulisium rally the troops. I have some behind the scenes dirty work to fulfill.

[BlackR3ap3r]

I prefer to be silent, sexy and deadly. You address the Soulisium rally the troops. I have some behind the scenes dirty work to fulfill.

Of course unholyness, your will be done.
*turns to address the Reaper army*
*begins relaying instructions via direct link to there Grimm Shards*
*spots a horn in the croud, motions for two elite guard to remove the spy*

[Zabuza]

Of course unholyness, your will be done.
*turns to address the Reaper army*
*begins relaying instructions via direct link to there Grimm Shards*
*spots a horn in the croud, motions for two elite guard to remove the spy*

You easily forget your new physical form! It looks like you're about to throw a football.



The hypnotic effects of the SprinklSaltrain is very strong.
Do you really think your army would listen to a giant popcorn? You're hallucinating! BWA HA HA HA HA