lmao have you never seen the backyard ***** fight? The guys wear homemade crap armor. One has a Giant short blunt 2H *****, and the other has a long whip-like *****. The video is probably around 7-10 years old, but still great. I think it was on Tosh once. Still one of the best things evAr. The full video is much better than the gif. I think the 2H ***** wielder wins, if there is any winner in a ***** fight...
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