Off-Topic Super Fight Assault Squad Team Group Squad

[Ray101492]

Here is my Off-Topic Super Fight Assault Squad Team Group Squad!

Obderiath = Bottom pinching General who gently and firmly keeps our butts inline.

Clown = Our angry off the wall negotiator who keeps the enemies coming by taunting them with /bootyclaps and reminding them how stupid they really are.

ShiMo = Our inter intelligences lead man, he gives us our cute Technicals and plans. (as you see I am bad at this squad stuff)

Jack "The Bear" = undercover bear who dresses out in full bear and mauls the enemy down then beats what's left of them with his Salmon ground Pounder.

Bix = Super cute never to be underestimate lady of maximum explosions. She will love you long time with Grenades.

Morgana = Queen in denial follows Clown around and tells him he is /bootyclapping wrong. (This is her version of a supportive class)

Hope499 = Soldier that will do anything for squigglys above the head of his choice. Likes to shoot his enemies with his "Lovegun".

Duskky = Chemical warfare specialist that bakes and mixes goodies that poison enemies Slowly as he likes to watch slow deaths.

PoLeo = cute kitty by day, undercover short shorts wearing hair flipping manpuff by night. He puts the Grrrr in Girl and stalks his preys in stealthy moonlight as he bathes in the blood of his victims.

Zabuza = Bad *** chicken eating ninja who will take you out fool with his take out.

BlackR3ap3r = Bio genetically enhanced with stamina can perform well in b ...oh wait wrong story... Is the long, long lost Bio Genetically enhanced half man, half machine futuristic Mechman we have build from the ground up to protect and aid us in all battles.

Ray = tag along rookie who is only armed with a horn and funnel. We are still training him gently.

Is it bad that I'm actually excited about being on your list?

[Midnight Thirteen]

Is it bad that I'm actually excited about being on your list?

It's good but you need to get to training with that Horn and funnel! <3

[Hope499]

Can we make him use the Horn and/or funnel sexually?

Preferably together? I have a feeling that would excel his training ten fold...

[Malachi]

Ooooh this thread looks fun!

Malichi would be the occasionally goofy but always enjoyable tech expert, ready to give you the most lethal gadgets and the know-how to use 'em to rack up the highest body count.

You know what. I can accept this. Usually people cast me as the cocky ******* at best, and the villain at worst. Occasionally goofy yet enjoyable? I can work with this

Ok so here's my list:

Obderiath - is the inspirational and charming one who has a hectic time keeping the weird team together and we think this may have caused him to go a little insane.

Midnight 13 - is the sexy femme fatal that could wrap even James Bond around her finger.

Clown - is the guy you call on when a mission is just too much to handle. He'll do the dirty deeds, no problem.

ShiMo - is the smart one on the team that always will give you the answer you need in a British accent.

Bix - is the cute, quiet one always dressed in punk gear that can kill someone without even making a single facial expression. also, the goofy yet adorable tech guy (me apparently) is always chasing her.

Jack the Bear - Any weapon you give him, he'll find a way to blow something up with it. Even if the weapon you gave him was a tranquilizer dart.

Bradpool - the merc with the mouth, duh.

Duskky - is the young billionaire, with hair so long he can't see, that funds our team and tags along on missions just so he can shoot things with laser guns. yep he bought us laser guns.

Cypheon - is the foreign guy. We're not sure which country he's from, could be Spain, Russia, who knows. All we know is he loves the ladies and can do a mean tango.

[Ray101492]

Can we make him use the Horn and/or funnel sexually?

Preferably together? I have a feeling that would excel his training ten fold...

It also sounds like a good time

[Hope499]

Lulz it is my favorite episode. It is called "Fun with weapons". Chinpokomon comes in close 2nd. Then there is a countless tie for 3rd as most every episode is great "Creme Freshe," "The Super Best Friends," "The Mysterion Trilogy," "Tsst," too many others.

LETS FIGHTING LOVE!

Japanese
Suba-ra-shi chin chin mono
Kintama no kame aru
Sore no oto saru bo bo
Iie! Ninja ga imasuuuuuuuu
Hey hey let's go kenka suru
Taisetsu na mono protect my balls!
Boku ga warui so let's fighting...
Let's fighting love!
Let's fighting love!
Kono uta chotto baka wa
Wake ga wakaranai
Eigo ga mecha-kucha Daijobu - we do it all the time!
Hey hey let's go! Kenka suru--

English
Wonderful P**** thing
There are hairs at balls
That's sound of Monkey-like C***
No! Ninjas are here!
Hey hey let's! Lets fight!
This is important. Protect my balls!
I'm badass. So let's fighting
Let's fighting love!
Let's fighting love!
This song is a bit stupid
This doesn't make sense.
English is all f***ed up
It's okay--we do it all the time!
Hey hey let's go! Lets fight--

omg thank you, I never even knew they were actually saying words lol.

One of my fav songs ever...that episode as a whole is just great

[Midnight Thirteen]

Ooooh this thread looks fun!



You know what. I can accept this. Usually people cast me as the cocky ******* at best, and the villain at worst. Occasionally goofy yet enjoyable? I can work with this

Ok so here's my list:

Obderiath - is the inspirational and charming one who has a hectic time keeping the weird team together and we think this may have caused him to go a little insane.

Midnight 13 - is the sexy femme fatal that could wrap even James Bond around her finger.

Clown - is the guy you call on when a mission is just too much to handle. He'll do the dirty deeds, no problem.

ShiMo - is the smart one on the team that always will give you the answer you need in a British accent.

Bix - is the cute, quiet one always dressed in punk gear that can kill someone without even making a single facial expression. also, the goofy yet adorable tech guy (me apparently) is always chasing her.

Jack the Bear - Any weapon you give him, he'll find a way to blow something up with it. Even if the weapon you gave him was a tranquilizer dart.

Bradpool - the merc with the mouth, duh.

Duskky - is the young billionaire, with hair so long he can't see, that funds our team and tags along on missions just so he can shoot things with laser guns. yep he bought us laser guns.

Cypheon - is the foreign guy. We're not sure which country he's from, could be Spain, Russia, who knows. All we know is he loves the ladies and can do a mean tango.

<3 Mal great job!

[Obderiath]

Ooooh this thread looks fun!



You know what. I can accept this. Usually people cast me as the cocky ******* at best, and the villain at worst. Occasionally goofy yet enjoyable? I can work with this

Ok so here's my list:

Obderiath - is the inspirational and charming one who has a hectic time keeping the weird team together and we think this may have caused him to go a little insane.

Midnight 13 - is the sexy femme fatal that could wrap even James Bond around her finger.

Clown - is the guy you call on when a mission is just too much to handle. He'll do the dirty deeds, no problem.

ShiMo - is the smart one on the team that always will give you the answer you need in a British accent.

Bix - is the cute, quiet one always dressed in punk gear that can kill someone without even making a single facial expression. also, the goofy yet adorable tech guy (me apparently) is always chasing her.

Jack the Bear - Any weapon you give him, he'll find a way to blow something up with it. Even if the weapon you gave him was a tranquilizer dart.

Bradpool - the merc with the mouth, duh.

Duskky - is the young billionaire, with hair so long he can't see, that funds our team and tags along on missions just so he can shoot things with laser guns. yep he bought us laser guns.

Cypheon - is the foreign guy. We're not sure which country he's from, could be Spain, Russia, who knows. All we know is he loves the ladies and can do a mean tango.

Hahaha, this is good. Mid, Bix, and Mal (among others) did a nice job. We need more people to do more lists - people get left out, and it's fun to see more people's interpretations!

Keep 'em coming! And let's try to get a few more people in there too!

ALSO, Jack's character is the guy who goes all Goldeneye and finds a way to make wooden chairs explode. That's immediately what I thought of, Mal.

[Midnight Thirteen]

ok then midnights the small cute chick with a ridiculously over sized gun that just destroys waves of incoming enemies and then giggles at the carnage....... kinda like this

Obderiath is the grizzled yet perverted Lt. that hits on his squaddies...... but destroys enemys faces with his dual custom .50 cal pistols......

Shimo is the Tactical officer for the squad, as well as sniper support......


Jack The Bear is the heavy weapons specialist with a semtex fetish......

Duskky is the guy in the red shirt...........lol

I'm Touched <3 I love my big gun!

[bix]

Malachi: The reformed bad guy. You cheer for him because of how far he's come, but when things get really bad a little crack opens up and he's pure evil to save your butt.

Hope499: The mercenary. More than the sum of his parts because he's smarter and faster than anyone's he's come up against. Never bothers to carry more than a handgun.