You sound like a christian with all that hypocrisy. Neither your "gov't job" nor your "6-figure salary," assuming you're even telling the truth, has anything to do with this game. You brought up such nonsense purely to make yourself look knowledgeable and superior, when in reality it comes off snobbish and snarky and makes you sound like one of those xbox live kiddies who had carnal relations with your maternal unit the previous evening.
I'm glad you would "defend" his right to "spew crap," as if such a declaration actually meant anything, especially given that these are not publicly owned forums and thus we have no rights here. Just so long as you realize you're doing exactly the same thing by putting down comments that other people don't like.
That said, I wanted to address at least one of your complaints:
You're complaining about a perceived disconnect between a game and a show that are tied together, but you seem to forget that each is its own platform with its own goals and its own restrictions and limitations.
- In-show well developed characters? I assume you think the game has none. I would then have to assume you didn't pay attention during any of the in-game cutscenes regarding Nolan, Irisa, Cooper, Shondu, Nim, or the ape-dude NPC who runs Cronkite Bunker with you.
- Razor rain is meaningless in-game? What would you have players do, hide in a building or under cover or in their cars until it stops? Wow, non-stop excitement right there. Make it a tangible/visible effect that does minor damage to players? We already have that in the form of enemy attacks.
- Crashed spaceship versus crystal: yes, let's have 50+ players swarming in and out of a giant spaceship that suddenly takes up all the surrounding area. Realistic? Sure. Fun or logistically feasible? Not really.
- Shields: Oh man, we haven't seen any in use in the show, they must not exist in the show at all then. Is that your leap of logic? The ark hunters we play are without a doubt leaps and bounds beyond the level of ark hunter that is Nolan and Irisa; our ark hunters have more success, we make more money and salvage, we work for ****ing Von Bach ffs; we're the top of the totem pole, so we have EGO upgrades, shields, better grenades and weapons. Or would you rather be piss-poor like Nolan? When the time comes for a need for someone to use a shield in the show, I'm sure they'll make use of it. Until then, complaining about this is ridiculous.
- And while we're talking about realism: sniper rifles. Seriously? You're complaining about the fact that in-show they can snipe at 3 clicks, but in-game you can only shoot 50m? Trion has three options here: ignore reality for the show; make the game completely realistic; or have a disconnect between the two on this particular facet.
Ignore reality for the show: a stupid option, period. The show takes place in the future, earth has become inhabited by seven extraterrestial species, and this option would have us limit their range on sniper rifles because that's how limited they are in-game? Pfft.
Make the game realistic: right, because letting a player shoot something that's 3 clicks away is fair. For one thing, it's almost too easy as it is to sit at range from a group of enemies and headshot them one by one; real-life range is not needed. For another, think how screwed up PVP would get. You thought cloak/shotty in pvp was bad, wait till everyone's doing shadow wars with cloak and sniper rifles with a 3km range...
Fortunately Trion went with the logical and reasonable option: have a disconnect. If this bothers you this much about this game and show, then I feel sorry for you because I imagine it's extremely hard for you enjoy anything. Holding products to a standard is one thing; holding them to ideals is just asking for disappointment.
Feel free to rebutt my arguments, but don't expect me to respect your comments if you can't provide any kind of logical basis as to why I'm wrong. I don't expect you to adhere to this though, I fully expect more pedantic "I make six figures" nonsense. Feel free to prove me wrong on that as well.